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Offline Will_Lee

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 11:08:55 PM »
I once saw a sticker on the back of a rusty old Toyota pickup truck which read... "Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove wasps up my ass!"

Could be adjusted for the UK Cherub!

I get it:

"Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove Cherubs up my ass!"

Funny!

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 11:18:33 PM »
Veni, Vedi, Cherubi

(I came, I saw, I Cherubbed)

Cherub: Damper than your average Squib.

Sell my Cherub? I'd rather shove Hornets up my ass!



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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2008, 11:28:59 PM »
Cherub: The final frontier.

Cherub: It's all out there.

Cherub: Sail it like you dreamed it, designed it, built it, and know how to fix it.

Cherub: Stack my skiff up.

Cherub: Code brown!

Cherub: Anything else is like kissing your sister (I imagine).

Cherub: Always worth it.

Cherub: A quest for the perfect reach.

Cherub: Total immersion therapy.



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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 12:29:17 AM »
Cherub + force 5 + open water + spinnaker = unavoidable silly grin!

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 01:16:40 AM »
Cherub: Code brown!

I think, for personal reasons, this is my current favourite! May not be approved for mass market though!

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 06:39:18 PM »
Sailing is for losers. Fly Cherub.

My boat scared the life out of Mr T

WARNING: Technical jargon imminent

How’s my capsizing? Call...

UK Cherub: It's not sailing, it’s a way of life.

To get your free swimming lesson now, go to www.uk-cheurb.org

"Are YOU paying too much for you're boat insurance? Consolidate your lay up..." - Can someone modify or finish that for me?

Are you a miserable *******? I know what'll put a grin on your face... (Interpret how wish)

UK Cherub: Because you're worth it.

UK Cherub: Two feet too long.

UK Cherub: Are you compensating for something?

Batman sailed a Cherub, and how cool is he?!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2008, 12:41:29 PM by ross_burkin »
2675 Fuzzy Logic  97/05 rules

Serious plannage in the works...

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 08:30:02 PM »
honk if you "heart" cherubs.
speed kills! Cherubs, the legal option.
Cherub Caution may contain nuts!
WARNING Cherubs may cause an iratic "heart" beat.


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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2008, 10:01:32 PM »
Cherub: Life's too short

Cherub: Not built like they used to be

Cherub: They don't build them like they used to
« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 11:14:00 AM by stu_tinner »

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2008, 09:28:37 PM »
Cherub: it's how you use it......

Cherub: often imitated, never beaten

CHerub: often imitated, never intimidated.

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2008, 09:49:59 PM »

Life's too short - so is my cherub

still like "Caution: May contain nuts"

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2008, 12:54:06 AM »
Cherub: Good clean fun since 1951.

Cherub: fast, friendly and fun since 1951.

Cherub: Your mother wouldn't like it.

The hand that rocks the Cherub is that hand that rules the world.

Cherub: Banzai!

Cherub: Smooth Criminal

Cherub: Knowledge is power.



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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2008, 10:18:26 AM »
cherub - submarine captains need not apply

cherub - size doesn't matter

cherub - restart your heart go racing

UK cherub - its british so you know its good.
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Damage count so far this season
1) RS Feva mast easy
2) Cherub Main Fixed
3) VW BORA Gone forever bugger
4) One cherub boom Debi does ass damage fixed now.

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2008, 11:13:11 AM »
Cherub: Size matters

Cherub: It's not length it's width

Cherub: It's what you do with it

Cherub: Not as easy as your mum

Cherub: Moist


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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2008, 12:00:11 PM »
cherub - your mum loves it

cherub - doesnt mind when 2 guys sail her hard till shes wet

cherub - 1st choice for a big grin better than sloppy seconds
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Damage count so far this season
1) RS Feva mast easy
2) Cherub Main Fixed
3) VW BORA Gone forever bugger
4) One cherub boom Debi does ass damage fixed now.

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Re: Bumper Sticker Competition!
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2008, 12:50:33 PM »
Sport Safety Notice:
It has been [ 0 ] days since last breakage.
It has been [ 0 ] days since last capsize.
It has been [ 0 ] days since last grin.
UK-Cherub
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