You lot are missing the point. That yellow paint represents the pinnacle of marine coating technology, it's narrow boat paint from Midland Chandlers in Braunston and it's properties of succesfully coating heavy displacement craft that you can sleep in and usually have two totally pissed people in charge of it who often fail to pull off the simplest of manouevres in front of a crowd, lent itself perfectly to Suicide Blonde during my years of ownership.
In honour of which and continuing the theme, I propose this...