Brace yourselves, this isn't pretty. Cherubists of a sensitive disposition should look away now.
Date: Sometime in 2012
Venue: A field not far from Port Edgar Marina, South Queensferry (across the Forth Estuary from Largo Bay).
Main Character: A wooden Cherub named Bob. Age and design unknown - suggestions welcome.
The Villain: Bob's owner Karl, a chef from the Edinburgh area. Plus a host of guests.
The Event: Karl's 50th Birthday party and barbecue.