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Off Topic => Not Boats => Topic started by: dave_ching on December 18, 2011, 08:58:39 PM

Title: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: dave_ching on December 18, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
Still chasing the balloon
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: roland_trim on December 19, 2011, 09:27:50 AM
I love the additional hand of dog....
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: simon_jones on December 20, 2011, 02:40:57 PM
You must have a really active Christmas tree if it needs fencing in!
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: phil_kirk on December 24, 2011, 02:36:35 PM
Lateral thinking really! but is the rest of the house safe?
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: dave_ching on December 26, 2011, 09:39:40 AM
No nothing can be safe from Elliot!
but if we could all just save one tree the world would be a greener place ( sadly the one we saved is plastic).
Who are you calling a dog? I am hurt and offended surley I am more of an old lazy house cat.
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: dave_ching on December 26, 2011, 09:44:51 AM
A quick question!
If I lined 10 new items up infront of Elliot how does he know which is the most dangerous without any pause for thought?
Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: phil_kirk on December 27, 2011, 10:07:46 PM
he doesn't. it's trial and error! I thought they went for the most expensive or the most delicate first and they try to break it before moving on to the next item.

Title: Re: An altrnative view on a Banksy Christmas
Post by: Neil C. on December 27, 2011, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: dave_ching on December 26, 2011, 09:44:51 AM
A quick question!
If I lined 10 new items up infront of Elliot how does he know which is the most dangerous without any pause for thought?

He doesn't - but you do, and he's probably telepathic. One of ours certainly was. She would wait until we had gone to bed, and then exactly 20 minutes later just as I was sinking into that lovely comfortable sleep, she would start howling. It happened regardless of what time we went to bed at, and was way too late to be related to the noise of the bathroom light being switched off. Therefore the only explanation was that she was reading our minds!!