UK-Cherub Forum
Off Topic => Banter => Topic started by: Tim Noyce on December 17, 2008, 10:08:06 PM
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For 2009 it is my aim to launch a range of UK Cherub merchandise which will be available to buy on the website, one of the items will be a UK Cherub Car / Bumper Sticker.
Here comes the fun part... as with most bumper stickers it is good to have a witty tag line. The competition is to come up with the best tag line. Eg. 'UK Cherub - Get your Heart Racing'
When printed, I will personally buy the winner of the top tag line their own personal car sticker! How about that for incentive! :o
(Ideally the winning tag line will be vaguely sensible and clean, but for the interest of some good banter I will actively encourage funny ideas!)
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History:
My fave one of these was on a pale blue background: The enigmatic: "Cherub - Something for the weekend". These days it would have a url too. I really like it because it demands the reader should find out more, and it transcends sailing and even sport in promoting a really excellent thing to do at the weekend.
Here is my suggestion:
"Cherub - Yes you can." (and the website has menus, "You can build" "You can buy" "You can sail" "You can try" "You can design" "You can ask" "you can race" etc)
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UK Cherub - What's the worst that could happen?
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if you can read this iv forgotten my cherub
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Boat Materials: £x,xxx
Time Fitting Out: xxxhours
Passing SMODs in a home made boat: Priceless
Really like the "whats the worst that could happen" though, definately would buy one.
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I once saw a sticker on the back of a rusty old Toyota pickup truck which read... "Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove wasps up my ass!"
Could be adjusted for the UK Cherub!
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• UK Cherub - love at first flight.
• If your reading this... would you like to be my crew?
• My driving too fast? You should see my sailing!
• I "heart"
UK
Cherub's ( think I "heart" NY )
• If only this car was as fast as my boat!
• I love it fast, wet and hard. UK CHERUB.
• Start your sailing love affair. UK CHERUB.
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Never Mind The Bollocks: It's a Cherub
Here you go: I♥UK Cherubs
Cherub: Lust For Life
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"sometimes i like it wet!!! sometimes i like it sticky" UK cherub
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UK Cherub - The most fun you can have in neoprene
UK Cherub - Guaranteed to get you wet
UK Cherub - Two Strings attached
UK Cherub - Warning, downwind rides may make you angry in the pants!
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Jump in, hook on, step out: Cherub
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If you can't get wet, get sticky!
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sheet in, hook on, hang out
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UK CHERUB- life style choice
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Life: Style: Choice: Cherub
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I once saw a sticker on the back of a rusty old Toyota pickup truck which read... "Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove wasps up my ass!"
Could be adjusted for the UK Cherub!
I get it:
"Sell my Toyota? I'd rather shove Cherubs up my ass!"
Funny!
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Veni, Vedi, Cherubi
(I came, I saw, I Cherubbed)
Cherub: Damper than your average Squib.
Sell my Cherub? I'd rather shove Hornets up my ass!
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Cherub: The final frontier.
Cherub: It's all out there.
Cherub: Sail it like you dreamed it, designed it, built it, and know how to fix it.
Cherub: Stack my skiff up.
Cherub: Code brown!
Cherub: Anything else is like kissing your sister (I imagine).
Cherub: Always worth it.
Cherub: A quest for the perfect reach.
Cherub: Total immersion therapy.
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Cherub + force 5 + open water + spinnaker = unavoidable silly grin!
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Cherub: Code brown!
I think, for personal reasons, this is my current favourite! May not be approved for mass market though!
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Sailing is for losers. Fly Cherub.
My boat scared the life out of Mr T
WARNING: Technical jargon imminent
How’s my capsizing? Call...
UK Cherub: It's not sailing, it’s a way of life.
To get your free swimming lesson now, go to www.uk-cheurb.org
"Are YOU paying too much for you're boat insurance? Consolidate your lay up..." - Can someone modify or finish that for me?
Are you a miserable *******? I know what'll put a grin on your face... (Interpret how wish)
UK Cherub: Because you're worth it.
UK Cherub: Two feet too long.
UK Cherub: Are you compensating for something?
Batman sailed a Cherub, and how cool is he?!
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honk if you "heart" cherubs.
speed kills! Cherubs, the legal option.
Cherub Caution may contain nuts!
WARNING Cherubs may cause an iratic "heart" beat.
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Cherub: Life's too short
Cherub: Not built like they used to be
Cherub: They don't build them like they used to
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Cherub: it's how you use it......
Cherub: often imitated, never beaten
CHerub: often imitated, never intimidated.
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Life's too short - so is my cherub
still like "Caution: May contain nuts"
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Cherub: Good clean fun since 1951.
Cherub: fast, friendly and fun since 1951.
Cherub: Your mother wouldn't like it.
The hand that rocks the Cherub is that hand that rules the world.
Cherub: Banzai!
Cherub: Smooth Criminal
Cherub: Knowledge is power.
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cherub - submarine captains need not apply
cherub - size doesn't matter
cherub - restart your heart go racing
UK cherub - its british so you know its good.
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Cherub: Size matters
Cherub: It's not length it's width
Cherub: It's what you do with it
Cherub: Not as easy as your mum
Cherub: Moist
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cherub - your mum loves it
cherub - doesnt mind when 2 guys sail her hard till shes wet
cherub - 1st choice for a big grin better than sloppy seconds
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Sport Safety Notice:
It has been [ 0 ] days since last breakage.
It has been [ 0 ] days since last capsize.
It has been [ 0 ] days since last grin.
UK-Cherub
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"(Ideally the winning tag line will be vaguely sensible and clean, but for the interest of some good banter I will actively encourage funny ideas!)"
Ooops!
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Hey Mr RS... Hold my tiller while I kiss your girlfriend...
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There used to be a range of YFC bumber stickers that went something like this:-
"Young Farmers do it in wellies"
"Chairman do it up front"
"Vice chaiman do it rarely"
"Secretaries do it in minites"
So surely a few good cheruby ones would be:-
"Cherubers do it in the garage!"
"Cherubers do it from way back" (ref wheelie bars)
"Cherubers do it......
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UK Cherub - Making Anarexia Cool
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I'm sure someone could fill in the middle bits much better than me but could we not have something along the same lines as the mastercard adverts:
100 man hours of labour £0
Xm2 of Carbon Fibre £500
Travel expenses to the event £100
Hitting 20 knots in a boat you built yourself: Priceless
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The enigmatic: "Cherub - Something for the weekend".
Is it necessary to point out that for my generation at least the phrase "something for the weekend?" was a well known euphemism for "Does sir wish to purchase any of the products of the London Rubber Company?"
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Here's some more.
CHERUB : IT MUST BE LUFF
CHERUB: IN THE NAME OF LUFF
CHERUB: YOUR LUFF LIFTS ME HIGHER
LUFF ME TENDER : CHERUB
LUFF IN A COLD CLIMATE
These all lack the essential property of 'goodness' I think.
I prefer the abstract ones.
Here's something irrelevent:
There are three types of people in the world. The people who make it happen, the people who watch it happen, and the people who say, "What happened?"
Cherub: Debtless wetness since 1951.
Cherub: Be part of something small.
Cherub: Splashdown!
Cherubs do it with love.
Perhaps I should stop this!
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Cherubs do it with love.
Cherubs send it with love
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LUFF IN A COLD CLIMATE
You undersell yourself. As puns go this is right up there. Relevant to the activity, activity location and the emotion generated by the activity. And further more it uses the literary reference to represent the true nature of Cherub ownership. That being the ability to socially shock and end up charming all in the end.
Or you could look at it in the Orwellian way, being as Nancy Mitford took the title from Orwell's 'Keep the Aspidistra Flying,' The main theme being protagonist's romantic ambition to give up money, status, and the dismal life that results. This seems equally Cherub like! ;D
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UK CHERUB
aka
PROZAC
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LUFFIN MACHINE
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How is this bumper sticker idea progressing? My vote definitely goes to "hold my tiller while I kiss your girlfriend"
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The enigmatic: "Cherub - Something for the weekend".
Is it necessary to point out that for my generation at least the phrase "something for the weekend?" was a well known euphemism for "Does sir wish to purchase any of the products of the London Rubber Company?"
I did not know this.
Cherub: Joy Machine
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Do you meen a wet suit?
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Cherub: Enjoy responsibly
Cherub: Always use rubber protection
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Cherub: Shock and Awe
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Cherub: The right stuff.
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Wear your heart on your sail
For the back of a towing car:
On way to my next fix
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I think perhaps my school allow too many free periods. .
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Cool!
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Cherub - Weapon of choice
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This is no ordinary boat - This is an S&M boat.
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UK Cherub - Sailing at the speed of light.
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UK Cherub -don't hit it, it will cost you.
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Perhaps we should rename this topic "transom sticker" ;D
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This is no ordinary boat - This is an S&M boat.
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